DYSFUNCTIONAL FIVE

WELCOME TO THE CHAOTIC PENTHOUSE SUITE!

Meet the five CERTIFIED HOT MESSES that started it all. 

These dysfunctional icons are your personality in beverage form. Delicious, dramatic, and just unhinged enough to be legendary. Side effects may include oversharing, brutally honest DMs, and unexpected trauma bonding.

WARNING: may cause uncontrollable laughter and accidental emotional growth mid-sip.