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Tastes like: Passive-aggressive with a perfect finish.

This roast is for when your "I don't care anymore" voice hits its peak pitch.  Drink it before the meeting, the family dinner, or the one friend who thinks your time means nothing because they always ask for your advice, you give it and then they don't listen to you anyway. Drink up! This coffee's hot and dark just the way you'll like...just like you..

💋 REAL Ones Only:

• Muted the group text six months ago and never looked back
• Can spot a boundary violator from across a coffee shop
• Smiles through the nonsense, plots escapes routes during dessert
• Done giving advice out. 

🔥  Roast Specs:

• Roast: Medium - smooth with suppressed rage
• Origin: Costa Rica
• Flavor Notes: Cocoa, Hazelnut, Bitterness DENIED 
• Altitude: 1450M
• Varietal: Catura, Catuai
• Process: Fully washed
• Soil: Clay-rich "try me" terrain 
  
  

  ADD TO CART because your energy isn't free, and this cup makes that crystal clear.