Bitchtipated

Tastes like: your attitude in liquid form.

  BITCH-uh-pay-ted!

This isn't your morning comfort brew - this is a full-blown wake-up call in a cup.  Designed for the chaos starters, the line chasers, and the ones who don't ask for warnings - because they ARE the warning. Just a f'ing vibe.  Checked your inbox — should’ve checked your soul, got 12 red flags and a paper roll.  You need sage, silence, and a cup to scream cause you're livin’ on the edge of a meltdown meme. 

💋 Real Ones Only

• Too many clowns, not enough fun
• Still shows up after a full mental breakdown
• Picks fights with the algorithm
• Smilin’ fake, blinkin’ slow, screamin’ inside
• Underestimated than over delivers
• Running on fumes and spite

🔥  Roast Specs:

• Roast: Medium
• Product Title: Brazil Santos 2
• Certification/Grading: Natural
• Roast: Medium
• Tasting Profile: Elegant, smooth cup with cocoa notes.
• Grower: Fazenda Santa Barbara, Sao Francisco, Santo Antonio
• Variety: Catuai and Mundo Novo
• Region: Parana and Sao Paulo Brazil
• Altitude: 750-1050 M
• Soil Type: Volcanic Loam
• Process: Pulped natural and dried in the Sun.

ADD TO CART before you catch a charge for what you're thinking.