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Vulgar Coffee LLC

Trainwrecker

Trainwrecker

Regular price $16.99 USD
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Tastes like: if healing had fists....

This coffee didn't come to fix your life-it came to fuel the wreckage like a damn conductor of chaos. Trainwrecker is a bold, no-frills, punch-you-awake blend that tastes like damage control and caffeine in a bar brawl. Ride it, drive it, or just sip while everything explodes around you.

This roast was born in the wreckage - where mascara ran, bridges burned, and the soft girl didn't come back. You didn't fall apart. You detonated on purpose. And this blend?  It's the flavor of your final walk-away.

💋 Real Ones Only:

  • Wrote a breakup letter with a lighter
  • Got blamed for the storm but was the forecast
  • Glowed up straight out of the rubble
  • Doesn't cry anymore - she drink coffee. Lots of coffee.

🔥  Roast Specs:

  • Roast: Breakfast blend with rage therapy
  • Origin: Guatemala + Colombia
    Flavor Notes: Toasted almond, maple and "don't test me" 
  • Altitude: 1300 - 1700M
  • Varietal: Bourbon, Castillo
  • Process: fully washed 

     ADD TO CART - because some of us don't rebuild. We drink coffee and look good doing it. 

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