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Vulgar Coffee LLC
Trainwrecker
Trainwrecker
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$16.99 USD
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$18.99 USD
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Tastes like: if healing had fists....
This coffee didn't come to fix your life-it came to fuel the wreckage like a damn conductor of chaos. Trainwrecker is a bold, no-frills, punch-you-awake blend that tastes like damage control and caffeine in a bar brawl. Ride it, drive it, or just sip while everything explodes around you.
This roast was born in the wreckage - where mascara ran, bridges burned, and the soft girl didn't come back. You didn't fall apart. You detonated on purpose. And this blend? It's the flavor of your final walk-away.
💋 Real Ones Only:
- Wrote a breakup letter with a lighter
- Got blamed for the storm but was the forecast
- Glowed up straight out of the rubble
- Doesn't cry anymore - she drink coffee. Lots of coffee.
🔥 Roast Specs:
- Roast: Breakfast blend with rage therapy
- Origin: Guatemala + Colombia
Flavor Notes: Toasted almond, maple and "don't test me" - Altitude: 1300 - 1700M
- Varietal: Bourbon, Castillo
- Process: fully washed
ADD TO CART - because some of us don't rebuild. We drink coffee and look good doing it.
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