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Vulgar Coffee LLC

GRUDGEMENTAL

GRUDGEMENTAL

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Tastes like: You try to be peace, love and harmony but sometimes people require a go fuck off ... but you've got that one friend who always reminds you that it's not worth the jail time and you sip your way through emotional rage. 

You've tried therapy and all you got was another avenue to to demonstrate emotional restraint.  You may not alway be peace and love but you always rock the grudge!  Crafted in that sweet spot between inner zen and outer mayhem.  A caramel-kissed blend that soothes your mouth while your mind replays the argument you won three years ago.  It's mellow, but she holds grudges with zero regret.  Pairs well with best friends and mental restraining order. 

💋 REAL Ones Only:

  • Who get pulled into meetings that should been emails
  • Doesn't play with others until noon or three cups of coffee
  • Loves the idea of inner peace but loves grudges more
  • Gives one-word replies during an hour long conversation
  • You function like a quantum firewall in real time

🔥  Roast Specs:

  • Roast: Medium 
  • Origin: Guatemala 
    Flavor Notes: Caramellow
  • Altitude: 1200-1616M
  • Varietal: Bourbon, catuai, caturra, typica
  • Process: Fully washed and sun-dried
  • Soil:check your vibe babe 

    ADD TO CART because caffeine is the best deterrent to harmonic interference while blocking sanity override attempts.  Flushes bad relationships while holding your inner peace.

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