PSYCHOTICA

Tastes like: Impulsive decisions, manic inspiration, and emotional confetti. 

This ain't a phase.  This is the final form.  Psychotica is what happens when high-vibe positivity gets kidnapped by your group chat at 2AM and dragged into unhinged brilliance. One sip and you're either starting a business, ending a relationship or redecorating the living room in sequins and regret. 

💋 REAL Ones Only:

• Left her therapist speechless twice
• Writes apology texts mid-victory lap
• Cried in the mirror, said you got this and DID ...kinda 
• The main character and the villain and the narrator all at the same time

🔥  Roast Specs:

• Roast: Medium - Light _ fruity wild and unpredictable
• Origin: Ethiopia (Sidama Zone)
  Flavor Notes: Milk chocolate, juicy fruit, emotional mood swings
• Altitude: 1700 - 1900M
• Varietal: Indigenous heirloom cultivars
• Process: Full natural, hand-sorted, dried on raised beds
• Soil: Nitisols _ aka mother nature's bad bitch blend 
  
  

  ADD TO CART because you're not unstable - you're just caffeinated, self-aware, and no longer pretending.