Vanilla Voodoo!

Tastes like: Manifestation with a middle finger. 

This roast is soft like a spellbook wrapped in lace and curses.  You sip it when you want your ex to trip on his own ego and your vibe to smell like a vanilla revenge. it's not toxic.  It's alchemy.  And she's wearing perfume called "blocked." 

💋 REAL Ones Only:

• Said "love and light" with deadly accuracy
• Lit candles and cut cords in the same hour
• Wrote a gratitude list then hexed Chad
• Looks harmless, owns five decks and three burner accounts

🔥  Roast Specs:

• Roast: Medium - sweet and spellbound
• Origin: Brazil
  Flavor Notes: Vanilla, cream and sugar spells
• Altitude: 1000M
• Varietal: Mundo Novo
• Process: Natural + enchantment-infused
• Soil: Sweet volcanic + petty ash 
  
  

  ADD TO CART because not all witches wear black, and this one wears vanilla like armor.