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Vulgar Coffee LLC

Karmicafe'

Karmicafe'

$15.00 USD
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Tastes like: Your ex finally getting what they deserve but with sprinkles and a video so you get to watch!  

This roast was brewed for the moment you. hear - "hey....remember so-and-so? they got fired/divorced/ arrested?" and all you do is ...SIP. SLOWLY. SILENTLY. SMUGLY.

💋 REAL Ones Only:

  • Doesn't chase - lets karma uber
  • Burned the bridge, toasted a marshmallow
  • Manifested peace and petty at the same time
  • Wears forgiveness like a crop top: depends on the day

🔥  Roast Specs:

  • Roast: Light-medium-sweet and sinister
  • Origin: Brazil + Colombia
  • Flavor Notes: Cocoa, caramel, toffee, mild fruit
  • Altitude: 1200-1500M
  • Varietal: Bourbon, Caturra
  • Process: Natural + washed
  • Soil: Donut glaze & karmic residue 

    ADD TO CART because the universe is watching but so are you! 

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