Morning Middle Finger

Tastes like: Don't ask me shit until this cup is empty.

Crafted for the anti-morning crowd and the caffeine-fueled boundary enforcer, this roast doesn't whisper "rise and shine" - it screams "fuck this, fuck that, fuck everything and fuck you too."

💋 REAL Ones Only:

• Answered emails with side-eye
• Doesn't do small talk before 10AM or ever
• Has three alarms, ignores them all 
  
• Gives one-word replies and 12 oz of attitude 

🔥  Roast Specs:

• Roast: Medium - bold, unapologetic, fully caffeinated chaos
• Origin: Guatemala (Antigua, SHB grade)
  Flavor Notes: Dark chocolate, bright fruit and spite 
• Altitude: 1200-1616M
• Varietal: Bourbon, catuai, caturra, typica
• Process: Fully washed and sun-dried
• Soil:volcanic loam with attitude 
  
  

  ADD TO CART because with caffeine, you are not legally responsible for what you say.