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Vulgar Coffee LLC
UNFUCKWITHABLE
UNFUCKWITHABLE
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$16.99 USD
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TASTES LIKE INNER POWER WITH ABILITY NOT TO BE FUCKED WITH!
This roast isn't just coffee - it's coded resistance. We pour it. We build with it. We burn the damn blueprint of this rigged system with it. Tastes like your boundary just got electrified.
This roast doesn't ask for permission. It refuses entry. Made for the ones who rebuilt themselves with no applause, no audience and no damn safety net. Drink this when your spirit's fire is louder than your fear!
💋 Real Ones Only:
- The calm one - until they're not
- Knows silence is a weapon and coffee is ammo
- Has left more people behind than they've let in
- Has recipes, protection, prayers, and one last nerve left
🔥 Roast Specs:
- Roast: Dark - deep and fearless
- Origin:Sumatra
- Flavor Notes: Earthy, herbal, dark chocolate
- Altitude: 1200-1500M
- Varietal: Typica, Catimor
- Process: Wet-hulled
- Soil: Dread and sarcasm but your unfuckwithable
ADD TO CART -because peace looks different when it's guarded by fire. You don't need armor when you are the war.
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