F*CK AROUND and FIND OUT

Tastes like: if you're not coffee, I'm gonna need you to GTFO!  

This isn't your morning comfort brew - this is a full-blown wake-up call in a cup.  Designed for the chaos starters, the line crossers, and the ones who don't ask for warnings - because they are the warning. 

💋 Real Ones Only:

• Up all night and still the sharpest in the room
• The reason caffeine has a restraining order
• Told to tone it down - and turn it up instead
• Wears "unapproachable" like a damn badge of honor

🔥  Roast Specs:

• Roast: Max Caffeine - bold, dark, and wired.
• Origin: Colombia + Vietnam
  Flavor Notes: cocoa, burnt sugar, deep roast
• Altitude: 1100-1600M
• Varietal: Castillo, Catimor
• Process: fully washed + mechanically dried
  

  ADD TO CART - because messing around is a choice.  And so is this roast.