Shit Lister

Tastes like: Peppermint patty with a vengeance plan.

This ain't your grandma's mint roast.  It's for the highly-caffeinated list-maker who's got a color-coded fuck you column and a planner full of revenge arcs.  You're not impulsive - you're organized and dangerous. 

💋 REAL Ones Only:

• Keeps a running list of people to ignore
• Adds tasks to the list just to cross them off
• Plots world domination between sips
• Got 99 problems and they're all named and ranked

🔥  Roast Specs:

• Roast: Medium - minty, bold, emotionally crisp
• Origin: Colombian base 
• Flavor Notes: Toasted sass, peppermint pettiness
• Altitude: 1400M
• Varietal: Castillo, Typica
• Process: Washed
• Soil: Peppermint spite and fresh starts 
  
  

  ADD TO CART because you don't have a bucket list ....you've got a fuck it list and it keeps growing.