Conundrum

Tastes like: I want peace but also lowkey revenge. 

This is the roast for the soft-hearted savage.  The one who forgives but never forgets names, dates, or lies told in group texts.  You've got layers, contradictions, and a grudge journal disguised as a planner. Conundrum is for the walking paradox, the overthinker with a gut instinct that's always right....and still second-guesses it. 

💋 REAL Ones Only:

• Debates themselves out loud and still wins
• Wrote "it's complicated" in sharpie
• Blocks, unblocks, and rebirths before sunrise
• Thinks in spirals, speaks in one-liners

🔥  Roast Specs:

• Roast: Medium- layered, sharp, and sneaky
• Origin: Ethiopia + Peru
• Flavor notes: mood swings
• Altitude 1700 - 2000M
• Varietal:Heirloom + Bourbon
• Process: Washed + Mystical indecision
• Soil: Ancient forest with generational baggage  
  
  

ADD TO CART because sometimes you're the riddle and the answer...