Simpleton

Tastes like: Secondhand embarrassment .....

This roast is your daily reminder that common sense is no longer common and stupidity went viral ...
Sip this while reading the comments section and resisting the urge to scream into the void.  You're not mad --- you're just outnumbered. 

💋 REAL Ones Only:

• Starts the day muttering you've got to be kidding me
• Keeps caffeine high and expectations low
• Unfollowed half the internet for IQ preservation
• Not elitist, just exhausted by stupidity

🔥  Roast Specs:

• Roast: Medium 
• Origin: Molino Norte
  Flavor Notes: deep internal sighs
• Altitude: 900-1590M
• Varietal: Yellow and Red Catuai, Catimore, Parainema
• Process: Fully washed, fermented 12-14 hours, dried on raised beds
• Soil: facepalms per square mile 
  
  

  ADD TO CART because we can't fix stupid, but we can caffeinate through it.