Fuckery

Tastes like: Emotional damage, except delicious. 

Nothing says "I hate it here" like a slice of chaos-flavored caffeine. Fuckery is pumpkin spice gone rogue, brewed for those navigating full-blown dysfunction with one eye twitch away from a scream. Pairs well with email rage and middle fingers.

💋 REAL Ones Only:

• Apologized to no one and still won
• Emotionally stable - when highly caffeinated
  
• Spends therapy money on coffee and chaos
• Laughs through the meltdown...with espresso shots

🔥  Roast Specs:

• Roast: Medium - Slightly sweet, fully savage
• Origin: Guatemala + El Salvador 
  Flavor Notes: Brown sugar, dark cherry, unspoken trauma
• Altitude: 1400-1600M
• Varietal: Bourbon, Pacamara
• Process: Fully washed 
• Where your ancestors scream WTF too!
  
  

  ADD TO CART because inner peace is a myth and this is cheaper than Bali.