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Tastes like: Boundary enforcement and quiet rage with citrus notes.

This roast is for the unbothered, the unavailable, and the gloriously detached.  You didn't lose your empathy - you just sold it to buy better coffee.  Sip this while people explain themselves necessarily. 

💋 REAL Ones Only:

• Left a toxic thread on "read" and never circled back
• Has 17 unread texts and inner peace
• Can't be guilted, baited or rushed
• Wears indifference like perfume and drinks it black

🔥  Roast Specs:

• Roast: Medium 
• Origin: Tanzania
  Flavor Notes: Bright with a don't care attitude
• Altitude: 1400-1900M
• Varietal: Bourbon, Kent
• Process: Fully washed
• Soil: Volcanic earth + complete detachment 
  
  

  ADD TO CART because caring is canceled and this roast is your new religion.