BLENDED and OFFENDED

BLENDED and OFFENDED

 

Your coping mechanism? 

We roasted it and slapped a label on it. 

Guilt free.

We took beans from multiple origins and smashed them together like your last three toxic relationships - except this time, the chaos works. Balanced? hardly. Harmonious? Not really. Delicious? Absolutely.

WARNING: These blends may cause sudden bursts of confidence, unhinged productivity, and the audacity to leave that text on read.